Well, now you’ve gone and jynxed it, haven’t you, Hass? I mean, let’s be honest, it’s just putting a piece of paper into a slot – how bad can it be? Maybe there will be some kind of three-headed guard dog? Or perhaps it’s a trap to lure in our unsuspecting hero to his untimely demise? Or perhaps it’s far more sinister than that! Perhaps this is all a trick and the whole time and it will be a three headed guard dog in the mail slot whose sole purpose is to murder our unsuspecting hero!

Or you know, it’s just a knob who wants to say he got The Lark to deliver some kind of ‘I love you letter’ to his angry spouse (Who may or may not appreciate the gesture of a beefcake delivery service)

I guess you’ll just have to wait and see… Though theories are always lovely to discuss below…