Have you ever dealt with someone who just wouldn’t shut up about something? To the point where you truly wished you could jam a cob of corn into your ears? Those kind of people are the worse. I mean, really, they drone on and on about the most inane stuff that really has no sense or purpose, like having an onion on their belt or something. I tell you, those people are absolutely annoying. Now this one time, I had this guy talking to me for hours about how he was going to take over the world. I let him drone on for a bit, but after a while, I turned to him and said: Bison, really. You can lie to me all you want, but don’t lie to yourself. I mean, really? Take over the world and force people to use ‘Bison Dollars’? Who’d use currency with such a silly name?