Ch5 06
Poor Jared. Don’t worry, Cindrani’s apparently not done with you, yet. Your insides will heal and you’ll be back to drinking and partying. Sure, it might take a few weeks just for you to be able to stand, but that’s way better than poor Bram over there.
Sorry for the lack of update last week. Alli got nailed with a pretty bad flu. She’s mending, much like our pal Jared here. Send her your positive vibes and hopefully things will get back to a healthy normal.
I like the way she just drops his head and it smacks on the floor and we get ow moaned out. It is funny.
Wait, does that mean Jared is just mostly dead? o_O
There’s a difference between “mostly dead” and “all dead”. 💀
Well, ‘mostly dead’ is ‘still alive’.
Well, he technically has died once. He just got given a second chance by Cindrani. So, I guess the real question is: “is he just mostly re-dead?”
He’s an undead ?
Unclaimed, technically. Undead are mindless abominations. Unclaimed are those who died with a heavy enough emotion that Cindrani intercepted them on their way to the afterlife and gave them a second chance at the world of living, so long as they agreed to her terms.
Shocked no one picked up on the Princess Bride line 🙁
I’ve been trying to come up with a reply based on ‘True Love’ but I wasn’t able to make it into something that worked 🙁
Ah! What he actually said was <> > means to < >
And as we know, <
Then I was hoping Alli would say something and then I’d say: Quiet, Witch! To which she would reply, I’m no witch, I’m your wife!
Alas, I could never get the proper words to go with the line 🙁
Yeah, and sad news that William Goldman died a few days ago 🙁
That guy had a way to make three simple words, spoken calmly and softly, scary: “Is it safe?”
Get well soon, Alli! <3 <3 <3