He has faced down plane-destroying monsters, liches who could drain him of his very essence, Dragons that could smash their way through The Order’s very halls. Now, however, he must face his greatest challenge yet.

Surviving a Birthday party without murdering the guests.

Can he do it? Will it be the last straw? Who’s birthday is it? WHY IS LARK SO TERRIFIED ABOUT THIS!?

Theories! FEED ME!