Well. Aren’t they all just rays of sunshine beaming through a stained glass of hope? I bet they really kill it at birthday parties and high school graduations.

I mean, their speech would probably be akin to:

Congratulations, you all passed the most rudimentary of training we could provide. Now you’ll probably all go into the work force, become jaded, cynical, ill tempered drones and one day have to give a speech to a bunch of snot-nosed brats.

And that’s if you’re lucky.